I'm keeping better control on my temper today. Talked about it a bit with the SO and saying it a loud may have helped a little bit. At least, repeated my mantra of letting things go helped somewhat.
Here are some things that my friends have posted that made me chuckle:
"Customer: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: (really? I'm at work) I hunt and kill aliens.
Customer: What?! Aliens aren't real!
Me: Have you ever seen one?