No, not the addicting flash game or whatnot. :P
I had a friend post one of those "report this if..." status messages earlier. For the first millisecond, it was a sweet concept but then I tore it apart because... some people are ridiculous when they come up with these things. Here is how it went:
"Here's the thing- I would care If you're broke, I'd help you out. If you blew up like a balloon, I would worry about your self esteem. If your house was a mess, I would wonder about your health. If you drove a train wreck on three wheels, I... would be concerned about your safety. If your past is coming to haunt you, I would want to help you conquer it and move on. If your family was filled with crazy people that you didn't want to be around, I would want to open my home as a refuge. :P Sorry to burst your forwarding bubble, but if I didn't care about those things, I wouldn't be a very good friend. ♥"
Meh, I should probably go back to doing something productive like folding the laundry or something now. Lol, see you tomorrow. <3